diff --git a/packages/core/analytics/benign-exceptions.test.ts b/packages/core/analytics/benign-exceptions.test.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..75a4ce2a9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/core/analytics/benign-exceptions.test.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+import { describe, expect, it } from "vitest";
+import { isBenignException } from "./benign-exceptions";
+
+describe("isBenignException", () => {
+  it("drops ResizeObserver loop errors via $exception_list value", () => {
+    expect(
+      isBenignException({
+        $exception_list: [
+          {
+            type: "Error",
+            value: "ResizeObserver loop completed with undelivered notifications.",
+          },
+        ],
+      }),
+    ).toBe(true);
+  });
+
+  it("drops the older 'loop limit exceeded' phrasing", () => {
+    expect(
+      isBenignException({
+        $exception_list: [
+          { type: "Error", value: "ResizeObserver loop limit exceeded" },
+        ],
+      }),
+    ).toBe(true);
+  });
+
+  it("drops when the signal is on the top-level $exception_message", () => {
+    expect(
+      isBenignException({
+        $exception_message: "ResizeObserver loop limit exceeded",
+      }),
+    ).toBe(true);
+  });
+
+  it("matches case-insensitively", () => {
+    expect(
+      isBenignException({ $exception_message: "resizeobserver LOOP limit exceeded" }),
+    ).toBe(true);
+  });
+
+  it("keeps real errors", () => {
+    expect(
+      isBenignException({
+        $exception_list: [
+          {
+            type: "TypeError",
+            value: "Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'split')",
+          },
+        ],
+      }),
+    ).toBe(false);
+  });
+
+  it("does not match an unrelated mention of ResizeObserver", () => {
+    // Only the benign "loop" phrasing is silenced; a genuine bug in
+    // ResizeObserver usage must still be reported.
+    expect(
+      isBenignException({
+        $exception_message: "ResizeObserver is not defined",
+      }),
+    ).toBe(false);
+  });
+
+  it("fails open on missing or malformed properties", () => {
+    expect(isBenignException(undefined)).toBe(false);
+    expect(isBenignException({})).toBe(false);
+    expect(isBenignException({ $exception_list: "not-an-array" })).toBe(false);
+    expect(isBenignException({ $exception_list: [null, 42, {}] })).toBe(false);
+    expect(isBenignException({ $exception_message: 123 })).toBe(false);
+  });
+});
diff --git a/packages/core/analytics/benign-exceptions.ts b/packages/core/analytics/benign-exceptions.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..247b4b054
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/core/analytics/benign-exceptions.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+// Known-benign browser exceptions that are pure noise in `$exception`
+// telemetry. These are dropped ENTIRELY in `before_send` (not merely deduped by
+// exception-dedupe.ts) — they carry no actionable signal, the browser
+// self-recovers, and at scale they dominate the error stream, drowning real
+// failures and burning the billed event budget.
+//
+// ResizeObserver "loop ..." errors are the canonical case: the spec fires them
+// when observation callbacks don't settle within a single animation frame. The
+// browser resumes delivery on the next frame, so nothing actually breaks. Every
+// app that uses ResizeObserver (directly or via a UI library) emits them. The
+// CSSWG explicitly considers them benign — see w3c/csswg-drafts#5023. Across
+// Chrome versions the message is either "ResizeObserver loop limit exceeded"
+// (older) or "ResizeObserver loop completed with undelivered notifications"
+// (newer); both contain "ResizeObserver loop".
+//
+// The bar for adding a pattern here is high: it must be a benign,
+// self-recovering error with no actionable signal. A real bug must never be
+// silenced — when unsure, leave it to the dedupe fuse, which only caps repeats.
+
+const BENIGN_MESSAGE_PATTERNS: RegExp[] = [/ResizeObserver loop/i];
+
+/**
+ * Whether this `$exception` event is known-benign browser noise that should be
+ * dropped entirely. Reads the message from the (pre-redaction) event
+ * properties — the matched messages carry no PII, so reading them raw is safe,
+ * and matching before redaction avoids any chance of a scrub mangling the
+ * signal. Never throws: any unexpected shape returns `false` (keep the event),
+ * the fail-open direction `before_send` requires.
+ */
+export function isBenignException(
+  properties: Record<string, unknown> | undefined,
+): boolean {
+  if (!properties || typeof properties !== "object") return false;
+
+  const messages: unknown[] = [properties.$exception_message];
+  const list = properties.$exception_list;
+  if (Array.isArray(list)) {
+    for (const entry of list) {
+      if (entry && typeof entry === "object" && "value" in entry) {
+        messages.push((entry as { value: unknown }).value);
+      }
+    }
+  }
+
+  for (const message of messages) {
+    if (typeof message !== "string") continue;
+    for (const pattern of BENIGN_MESSAGE_PATTERNS) {
+      if (pattern.test(message)) return true;
+    }
+  }
+  return false;
+}
diff --git a/packages/core/analytics/index.ts b/packages/core/analytics/index.ts
index 1d1cc6c2e..b6901fe73 100644
--- a/packages/core/analytics/index.ts
+++ b/packages/core/analytics/index.ts
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
 import posthog from "posthog-js";
 import { redactExceptionProperties } from "./redact-exception";
 import { shouldDropException } from "./exception-dedupe";
+import { isBenignException } from "./benign-exceptions";
 
 export const EVENT_SCHEMA_VERSION = 2;
 
@@ -166,6 +167,11 @@ export function initAnalytics(config: AnalyticsConfig | null | undefined): boole
     capture_exceptions: true,
     before_send: (event) => {
       if (event && event.event === "$exception") {
+        // Drop known-benign browser noise (e.g. ResizeObserver loop) entirely
+        // — checked on the raw message before redaction. These dominate the
+        // stream and carry no signal, so they skip both redaction and the
+        // dedupe fuse. See benign-exceptions.ts.
+        if (isBenignException(event.properties)) return null;
         redactExceptionProperties(event.properties);
         if (shouldDropException(event.properties)) return null;
       }